About IrelandScirwodedF
What's the difference between a
reindeer
and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
ArmstrangArrickuD
Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
KoshisigreElkanahkv
The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?"
demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid
thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"
ClemmieEwyneG
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin
!
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
OskarWheelerVl
Customer: Waiter, I
can't eat this
meal.
Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.
Customer: I don't have
a fork.
YardaneRambertMj
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Billy
Bragg !
Billy Bragg who ?
Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it
!
UriMicheilTQ
The U.S. has only three hurricane warning
centers
- Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently
completed). All
three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month.
Which only goes
to show: If you build it, they will come!
AbeekuJantisOk
I never thought that the Internet was very
useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one
works better then the one you had before.
CameroLeymanZE
Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
AkihitoNaotoyV
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
WartunEsequiellX